New Woman with dynamite sticks styled as hair rollers in a 1950s beauty salon

Curl Up & Dye

Dynamite hair rollers. A beauty salon that has seen worse.

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New Woman vacuuming a bedroom while a body lies under the bed

Deep Clean

A spotless carpet. A body under the bed. Priorities, in order.

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New Woman posing calmly with a lion in a 1950s living room

Emotional Support Animal

A woman and her lion, both perfectly at ease in the living room.

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New Woman on the phone, wrapped in the cord, holding a knife

Can You Hold?

On the phone, wrapped in the cord, holding a knife. Multitasking.

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New Woman relaxing on a pool float while the house burns behind her

Wish You Weren't Here

Poolside. The house is on fire. The float is very comfortable.

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New Woman sunbathing under an oversized, blazing sun

Sunkissed

SPF 1000. A blazing, oversized sun. An even tan, regardless.

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New Woman in bed beside a mannequin partner

We Never Talk

In bed with her mannequin partner. Communication has never been better.

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New Woman dancing cheek-to-cheek with a partner in a gas mask as a mushroom cloud rises outside

Mood Lighting

Dancing cheek to gas mask while the horizon goes nuclear.

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New Woman at a party with a pill organizer displayed on the banner

We Don't Talk About That

A party in full swing. A pill organizer on the banner. It's someone's day.

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New Woman beside neatly labeled storage boxes

The Organizer

Storage boxes, neatly labeled. The contents are mostly emotional.

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